I really don't know why this struck me as so funny... I chalked it up to being sick and drinking champagne after helping a friend move all day in sub-freezing temps (which is really bizarre for Texas...) but,
In some random conversation, a friend of a friend was relating a story about hooking up with a skanky girl. What he said was...
"Ooh! I went out with that girl once. It was like waving a corn dog in the Astrodome!"
Bwhahahaaaaaaa! I guess you did kinda have to be there, but it's still cracking me up.
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HA! I'll hafta remember that one. Much better than my old standby, "It was like fucking a bathtub."
ReplyDeleteheh! like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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