Friday, July 31, 2009

Incline #3

took me 58 minutes today. To celebrate my blazing speed both up and down said Incline, I stole a PBR from Wankers frig.

He says it'll cost me Bloody Mary's for him and $100 before the Mud Run down in Fountain tomorrow am.

He's like one of those Ace Cash Express places, ain't he?? LOTSO interest...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Mile High, Baby

I spent last weekend at the Mile High Music Festival with Wanker, Happy Sock, $100 and visiting Prickly Bush from Albany - Awesome time!

Musical highlights included Galactic, Tool, a solo John Butler and a great G Love set. This has to be one of the coolest pictures I ever took.


We managed to smuggle in a ridiculous amount of booze, taped to our thighs (thanks Katie!) and completely defiled the photo booth that was there with KBCO. I think we visited it at least 6 times over the 2 days. I promise you, it'll never be the same.

Wanker spent so much time that weekend surrounded by estrogen that he finished growing his va ja ja (we all knew he had one). Which explains why this is as close as he is ever gonna get to the Mile High Club...

Thankfully, the sand finally fell out of it before the concert on Sunday morning and he stepped up and claimed those tampons he was carrying around in his backpack all weekend.
And this is what happens when the inexperienced try to use the hover method in the porta potties.

We visited the coolest bar EVER on Sunday morning - Sancho's Broken Arrow. I love this place! The bartenders actually locked us girls in and fed us shots for a couple of hours before the Wanker made it back from DIA with $100.


Another cool pic. This mural is in the men's restroom..

Stay tuned for more info on a Benefit at Broken Arrow - Sunday Aug 23rd.

My Mini-Me

I've been spending what time I could on the weekends at the Ren Faire in Larkspur and took my niece this past weekend for her first time.

I'll be taking time out this Saturday to stumble around with the Kimchi celebrating the CKH3 7th Anniversary. Yahoooooo!



Now go update your crappy blog...

yeah, yeah, yeah...

Apparently it takes 4 weeks to consider ones self to be 'from Colorado'. I say this because on my last road trip to Dallas a couple of weeks ago, I caught myself calling a driver in front of me a "stupid Texas asshole". Hahahaaaaaa! If you're gonna drive in the FAST lane, you better go faster than the speed limit or I'm gonna put my truck up your arse.

I wouldn't have been so irritated with him if he had obvious problems, like this guy...

If you look closely, that' a lawn mower he has chairs stacked on in the back. This looks worse than my vehicle when I came out here. "Come and listen to a story 'bout man named Jed" ran through my head.

Suffice to say, I'm glad I'm here. It was 108 when I hit Wichita Falls on my way south. No wonder they have camels there - they feel right at home.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Long time no blog...

Seriously, it cuts into the leisure time I have so much of since January.

Hey - I live in Colorado now! yee haw! Currently living in Piggus Dickus's basement and looking for my own digs in Manitou. Until then I'm working on assimilating all of the Pigs possessions...

Since I've gotten here, I've run a Kimchi hash, a DIM hash, Ren Faire in larkspur 3 times, moved one gazillion boxes, visited the dump in Co Spgs twice, went camping at the Sand Dunes, visited an alligator farm, where I paid $12.50 to see tortoise porn (there'll be You Tube action on that later), left an offering at the UFO watchtower, had Moonlight Pizza (yum), saw Blues Traveler at Red Rocks, drank a 24oz PBR at Knob Hill, drank Boone's farm at 8:00 am scouting trail last Friday and played Cranium with Net's kid on my lap.

I can now find my way to at least 5 liquor stores - You can buy liquor here on Sunday, baby.... no wonder I like it.

So tonight I'm off to my first full moon hash at Red Rocks Canyon - a beautiful place I will most likely visit often.

So, life is pretty good :)