Hold my beer and watchiss.

As if Texas didn't have issues with a redneck reputation already, State Rep. Sid Miller (R-Stephenville) has filed a bill that would make it legal to hunt feral hogs – from a helicopter.

Fan-freaking-tastic! Now Bubba can get himself up over the tree tops and take pot shots at giant pigs. Keeps him from gettin' dirty or muddy and steppin' on the occasional water moccasin. No doubt the camouflage clothing industry will take a serious hit. Read more.

I can't wait till we start hearing the stories about rampaging feral hogs, because Bubba can't shoot for shit, especially from a whirley-bird and now Mr. 700lb Piggy is really pissed because you shot off his ear in the middle of dinner.

Really though; whattaya expect from a guy named Sid? And isn't Stephenville where they have a lot of UFO sightings?

Here's a better idea. Stay on the ground to hunt Porky and if you hurry, you can take advantage of the 'Buy one Hunt, Get one Free' Offer advertised here.