Rock Canyon pics

$100
brownie

More pics here. Hashers present: $100, brownie, BLOS, All Nighter, Unfuckable, Licker Outlet, Weasel, Midnite Stroker, Clit, Juicy Pearl, Knees Up, Chinwhacker, Eat Me, Jimmy Bucket, Sweaty, Skip and several more I know I'm forgetting.

More Rub-a-Dub-Dub

Dang it! Dude ruined it for the rest of us!

Some kid in Texas was going door to door passing himself off as a massage school student and giving free massages. Seems a woman took him up on it and then he groped her. Read more here and don't skip the police report. hahahahahaaaaaa!

Rock Canyon Half Marathon

Went to Pueblo this past Saturday with brownie, katie and BLOS to run the half marathon. There were a lot of hashers there as well. The few that didn't run had a beer stop for us right before mile 13. Awesomeness!

The beer stop, NOT the run. The run sucked. Well...I sucked. The course wasn't that bad; no real hills, although there was a good bit of concrete and I guess I'm never gonna stop whining about having to run on that kind of surface. Out and back course, some dirt trail/road, some road, some concrete hike and bike trail, along the river, past the zoo, and through a portion of the canyon. Very pretty in the canyon portions and along the river, but I felt so crappy that it was really hard for me to pay attention to it.

There was never a time during the race that I felt good. Sluggish, lethargic, even my arms just felt heavy. Never got my breathing under control, stomach felt weird and about mile 9 mile my right calf started bitching at me, something I noticed in Tulsa as well. Blegh.

AND It was fricking cold. That didn't keep me from enjoying that PBR cup when I got to the beer stop, although I thought I was gonna throw it up before I finally jogged across the finish line. 2:27.... weeeeak. And I lost the bet I had with brownie; if I ran a sub 2:00 he had to eat a whole sweet potato. Since I failed miserably, I have to craft this gastronomic monstrosity.

I say I did it for the people; there was a whole lot more interest in the bacon log than seeing wanker eat a vegetable. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

I hope katie has renter's insurance; he could very well destroy her toilet when that gut bomb hits bottom.

Manitoid!

I'm almost OFFICIAL. Did my thing for a Colorado DL on Friday - should have it, along with the obligatory crappy picture, within a couple of weeks.

Already moved the last of my junk from Dallas and its all in the garage. It looks like Tijuana exploded in there and then a family of Boudreaux's moved in. Aaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!

Last step - get rid of those Tejas plates.

wow - this blog really does suck...